Alumni Dictionary Humor
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All words beginning with alumn... alumnaholics - Those alumni who judge the success of an event solely on the amount of free beer provided. alumnanchu - Alumni from the Fourth Ming Dynasty. alumnaplomb - Pomp surrounding special alumni events. alumnarcs - Our security guards at reunions. alumnaroo - (foriegn) Female jumping alumna. alumnash - Residue left from Homecoming bonfires. alumnastics - What our alumni did when they found out we might get them tickets to the Chicago Bulls this year. alumnasties - Alumni who always call or write or corner you with complaints. alumnate - 1. When alumni eat all the food at an event. 2. When alumni speak nostalgically about their time on campus. alumnatic(s) - 1. Storage facility for alumni junk 2. Alumni whose life revolves around the alma mater. alumnats - Alumni who bug you alumnausea - 1. Condition afflicting some Homecoming revelers 2. Condition afflicting alumni directors after board meetings alumnay - alumni who don't ever say yes alumnecktie - a college tie (of course) alumneedle - What alumni give staff when things aren't quite right. alumneglect - Lost alumni. alumnegs - Variation of alumnasties, alumni who can't say anything nice. alumneophytes - Brand new, energetic alumni (a rare breed). alumneigh - Those who are a horses you know what, and make us alumnuts. alumnerds - 1. Alumni who graduated from your institution that you wish had graduated from mine. 2. Alumni who graduated from the University of Chicago (they take pride in being nerds!). alumnesia - A disease which strikes alumni around annual fund time. alumnets - Alumni on the internet. alumneuralgia - The condition alumni directors contract after more than five years in the business. alumneurosis - That feeling we all get one week before homecoming. alumnevers - Variation of "alumnots". May also be used to refer to graduates who are the vicious types that harass the institution after leaving, and vow never to give a penny or a minute to the institution again. alumnewts - Politically conservative alumni. alumniary - Your brightest, most distinguished alumnus/a/i/ae. alumniation - The act of honoring individual alumni. alumnibbles - What we serve at receptions. alumniece - A brother's graduated daughter. alumnight(s) 1. The second half of an alumni director's work day. 2. Those evenings spent at alumni gatherings and not at home with your family. alumnike - Alumni who say "Just do it!" alumniks - Alumni of the Beat Generation. alumniomnia - When you can't sleep before a big alumni event. alumnipotent - All powerful alumni -- SO THEY THINK!! alumnips - Alumni who imbibe at various social functions. alumnin - Alumni who write erotica. alumnine - 1. Alumni who insist on adding another seat at a table for eight. 2. Alumni of German heritage who always say "no" to everything. alumninium - Another name for an institution's Alumni House, esp. if reservations are handled by "time share." alumniphobia - The irrational fear of alumni from which we all suffer occasionally. alumnphonaphobics - Alumni afraid to answer their phone in the evenings. alumniscient - Alumni who know everything. alumniweds - A (recently, or not-so recently) married alumni couple. alumnixon - Alumni who profess they are not crooks. alumnize - 1. To network with alumni. .: What the administration does to students when at graduation.. alumnoala - (foriegn) Small grey alumni that reside in eucalypt trees. alumnob - A trustee. alumnobile - Typical car driven by our alumni. alumnocks - Derogatory remarks alumni make about their alma mater. alumnocratics - Those alumni who are unable to make decisions unless there is a committee formed. alumnogs - Early alumni now extinct. alumnoids - Alumni who graduted from Tech schools. alumnoise - 1. Everyone on the association board talking at once. 2. The sound at class reunions. alumnolls - Those who call to tell you of the death of a classmate. alumnology - The study of alumni. alumnoogies - What overealous, overexpressive alumni do to unsuspecting staff members. alumnoomerangs - Returning alumni. alumnoops - Mistake made by alumni professional or alumni in general. alumnorabilia - Leftover give-aways from various events found litering alumni offices. alumorandum - Typed communication between alumni directors and board members. alumnosaurus - 1. Volume of alumni synonyms (not to be confused with alumnosaurus rex) 2. (Alumnosaurus Rex) - Ancient alumni on the verge of extinction. alumnotes - An alumni choral group that sings at every reunion. alumnots - Alumni who didn't graduate. alum(k)nots -1. (nice version) What is tied when an alum marries another alum. 2. (other version) What you practice when alums bring their small children to events. alumnovena - Prayer offered by catholic alumni directors and the donor who wishes to remain alumonomous? alumNOW - Feminist alumni. alumnoz (alumnozzie) - (Foriegn-Australia) Distant alumni antipodean cousin from down-under. alumnspy - A person who attends alumni events but is really from another institution and is just there to steal your ideas. alumnude - A bronze of one of your important alumni. alumnudge - What the development officer does to get alumni to pay their pledges. alumnuisance - Need I say more? alumnuke - What you'd like to do to alumnasties. alumnuks - Baby alumni of less than a year. alumnumbs - 1. Apathetic alumni. 2. Alumni who have just been asked for an extremely large gift. alumnunition - Inspiring tidbits used by development officers to win over donors. alumnuts - Alumni that drive you crazy.
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